An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004
A gay individual who hangs out at the 3DRealms forums harrasing young boys and holding green stiff things in his hands.
Backs to the wall boys, Inanimate Carbon Rod is here!
by You February 22, 2004