An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
When you get lucky with a vietnamese masseus and the finishing move is applied to your genitalia.
I got a massage from that vietnamese whore and she has one hell of a finishing move.