Buffet Raid

This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.

Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"

Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."

by IsraelHands09 June 6, 2011

Buffet Rage

When you think you're hungrier than you really are and so you eat loads. When you're done eating, you can barely move, you stuffed your face fat ass! Now you're angry! You got the buffet rage!

man you got some bad buffet rage

by The lolocaust July 28, 2011

buffstuff

something or someone thats hot.

wow hes proper buffstuff shawtey

by call_me_bbz February 18, 2008

buffet

Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together

Hometown Buffet sucks!

by blagguy January 24, 2003

Jimmy Buffett

One of the best singer/song writers of the 20th century... best known for Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradice
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"

Jimmy Buffett is one of the best artists

by Robbie June 8, 2004

Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.

"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.

I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.

by The Thriller December 22, 2004