broxton park

Broxton park is a school filled with evil devil children. In the bathrooms they just shit all over the place! Like i don't know what kind of bowel explosions are happening but there but it's just traumatizing, you will occasionally find blood in the bathroom, I don't even want to imagine why... But the teachers aren't any better, the enjoy stabbing people in the back and making the shit school even shittier, I didn't know it was possible. Then go on what they call "rabbit trails" this is when they talk about random shit and say it's educational, it's often a sob story and I'm just like "OMG I don't give a fuck! Just shut up and let me not have to endure your sob story!" A teacher said "here are my car keys go grab my Pepsi and come back in" lol, Broxton is odd. Teachers at broxton park are like, " when I was 10 I was bullied" and then start crying and then I'm just like " OMG I don't give a fuck, like stop your sobb story and grow up.

I teach at broxton park so I basically fuck my students in the ass all day long.

by LikeWhy June 21, 2016

Bronson

A synonym for "beer." It is used interchangably with "brewdog" inter alia.

Let's go pound some Bronsons.

by ChuckBronson February 14, 2006

boonton

boonton may not be the richest nicest town ever but its ight..... it may not have big house's and fucking rich ass snobby ass kids but boonton kids would rip any of the m lakes kids in half....... lincoln park kids go to boonotn high school so both towns r the same..... m lakes has a good lax team thats it there football team got lucky........ so laker u guys r fucking awsome((((grecco))) so shut the fuck up all u lakers sept the boonton town ship ones some of them r kool

fuck u m lakes ur fucking gay

by lp April 4, 2005

Brontosaurus

Some shit that doesn't exist because Apatosaurus killed it in its sleep.

Boobs? Ha, those are Brontosauruses, bra stuffer!

by Trololololium September 26, 2011

Bronson

1.Pain in the ass
2. Really cute boy
3. Douche Bag
4. Really really hot!!
5. I'd tap that
6. Totally kissable
7. Big dick
8. Acne face
9. Nice ass
10. Highly perverted

Bronson:*walks over to a hot chick, taps her on shoulder* "hey are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten l see"

Hot chick: *turns around* "are you a bank? Because you should leave me a loan. " *turns back around*

Bronson: " ahhh oh damn she's feisty, but that's the way I like ehm!" *grabs hot chicks ass*

Hot chick: "oh you like that bad boy? Well how do you like this!?" * kicks Bronson in balls*

Bronson: *cries on ground. In fetal position, while cupping his balls*

Hot chick: *laughs and walks away with friends*

by Who dat Girl? December 31, 2013

brontosapien

The new species of bipedal very heavy primates to which many midwestern humans belong, characterized by weight in excess of 250lbs. May be found areas west of the Misissippi, but more common in the midwest.

People in the midwest are so fat, they must be of that new species of Brontosapiens.

by Cathy G January 6, 2007

Branton

An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.

"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."

by Slutface_420 May 18, 2018