Waffly Bollax

This describes overly lengthy or unnecessary texts, subjects or orations. Often never getting to an actual point or having any substance whatsover.

Used by teachers or other professionals who do not wish to be heard actually swearing about some of the c**p that they have to teach. Could also be used to describe students work.

Should be pronounced Bo-llax.

This lesson is waffly bollax. It has no point to it whatsoever.

This essay is waffly bollax, I have no idea what they were trying to say.

by Teacher2010 February 3, 2010

utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017

brollercoaster

n. A situation in which one was subjected to the asshat antics of a "bro" or bros.

Talking with Mikey was a real brollercoaster.

The Dave Matthews Band concert was a long and shitty brollercoaster ride.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

Corky B Roll

The action of orgasming to Ryan Ross/ creating a band in a web of lies and butt sex

Corky B Roll

Hey Brendon I could Cork your B Roll

by Gabbosabbo May 31, 2018

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003

bollock

1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"

by Drazic March 2, 2004