brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

broot

when a branch grows low and touches the ground it becomes a "broot"

Hey, I see a broot!

by ladyqueen17 October 18, 2008

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Bromotions

The sharing of emotions between bro's.

How was your bromotions session with Mike yesterday? Dude, he's all messed up from his divorce, he almost started crying.

by Snowplow October 11, 2012

Brooth

from the origin of smooth (ooth) and brain (br). one who is lacking the common brain folds, making them extra stupid. :(

Giiiirl you stupid, you must got that brooth!

Koalas have brooths.

by Zork Maggson March 9, 2020

Brobortion

When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...

bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating

bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion

by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010