Brazilian Blowout

The ACTUAL non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. If taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.

My hair was super frizzy, but then I had a Brazilian blowout and now it's smooth.

Brazilian Blowout by Annoying Ninja June 12, 2013

Blowout 

An uncontrolled, poorly contained and always catastrophic bowel movement. Usually the chuncky runs. So bad that even heavy pants can't hide the mess. Food poisoning or a very disagreeable meal are two main culprits for a blowout.

In line at the McDonalds:
Joe: "Oh Jesus, Oh..."
Mike: "What? What's wrong?"
Joe: "That toddler in front of us."
Mike: "Toddler? Oh my, fuck .. Oh the smell."
Joe: "Hey lady! Your little crotch dropping seems to have had a blowout."

Blowout by Jumpingrat September 14, 2008

Blowout 

A bring dramatic and extra argument.

Molly and Caroline had a major blowout over ex-boyfriend Nico.

Blowout by horsegirlcece November 7, 2017

bush blowout 

First described by Dr Fred, it is the term used to describe
pubic hair extending from the confines of a womans bathing suit.While on the decline for a while, it has made a comeback as the retro pubic hair style has returned

wow, that girl needs a waxing, look at her bush blowout

bush blowout by imz14u April 10, 2011

Burrito blowout 

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)

guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*

Burrito blowout by craisins.inc June 9, 2018

Total Colon Blowout 

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

Total Colon Blowout by corn man June 2, 2012

Tokyo Blowout 

Food poisoning and subsequent aftermath resulting from bad sushi.

Oh man.......... I knew the uni was off when I tasted it. An hour later, I suffered a Tokyo blowout.

Tokyo Blowout by whalebacon September 14, 2009