blond moment

1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .

{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!

by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 22, 2005

stupid blond whore

A Girl that has everything paid for her. Think Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid blond whore.

by ZwitaJ July 12, 2006

blonah jumstein

Having performed falatio on an uncircumcised Jew.

Do you like schmucks? Have you ever blonah jumstein?

by MrJiggles May 17, 2006

Dumb Blonde

A person who cant really do anything right.

A dumb blonde is some one who has had enough of life and decides to hang herself and then a guy walks into the park and asks why she is hanging by her waist? she said that she tried to hang herself, he said then shouldnt the rope go around your neck?? she said i tried but then i couldnt breathe.

by Ilona and Nicole and Jenna and Tina April 15, 2003

blogonaut

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog

"You're a regular blogonaut."

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2008

Blonde Hales

A girl who is beautiful with the right amount of sass

Brian called his date blonde hales after she came down in her good looking dress

by Divers burrito March 28, 2015

frosted baloon

The act of ejaculating into a condom while doing a chick and after words dumping the contents on her head

I gave her a frosted baloon when I was done doing her

by none February 18, 2005