jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.

"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

shit blizzard

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Blizzle Dizzled

The state of being dazzled by bling.

I was blizzle dizzled by those rims.

by Heath n Harley September 17, 2006

blizzurp

1. Noun. A blunt dipped in promethazine.

Hey dad, you wanna' hit this blizzurp?

by Master Bastard July 12, 2010

Blizzity blow

What white guys think "a baller" says

"And I was all blizzity blow up in that shit."

by Whitey Mac...donald November 28, 2013

blizzard buddy

A bootycall used during large snowstorms.

They're calling for 10 inches of snow tomorrow. Better get a blizzard buddy

by witty08 October 6, 2016

Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate

"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018