Bless your heart

"You dumb b*tch."

A southern way to cuss out the ignorant.
You: "OH my gosh, I just failed my midterm after I spent all my time with 'X'!"
Any southerner: "Bless your heart."

Ex 2
You: "wow, can't believe there is a whole other culture down here!"
Some southerner: "Bless. Your. Heart."

When with friends, it is sometimes said in a teasing manner while still calling you out for being dumb
A big favorite southern saying

by It's me n yall know it February 16, 2021

Blessy

Someone who is SMOKIN' hot and attract a lot of people. They really know their way into someones heart. They love to party and may seem crazy on the cover, but they are actually very genuine people.

"Woah look at that smoking hot chick dancing over there. She must be a Blessy"

by Singh30 July 2, 2018

bless up

A greeting of spiritual affirmation between friends - can be used in form of "Hello" or "Goodbye".

"Bless up, brother"
"hey hey, what's going on?"

or

"See you tomorrow, mate"
"Bless up"

by VBR213 October 10, 2009

Death Blossom

From the movie "The Last Starfighter", the Death Blossom is a uni-directional super weapon which fires all over the place, hitting everything within range.
If you are taking on a whole bunch of people, you could be said to be doing a "Death Blossom".

Some would say that Jessica Lynch used a "Death Blossom" to damage Neo-Cons, Feminists, the Right, and the Left, simultaneously.

by A Guy February 5, 2005

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

Blessos

And mix between the London slang Bless which means 'goodbye' or 'no worries' with the Latin American word Besos which means kisses.

Eg 1

Girl: I wanna see you soon
Boy: Im free saturday?
Girl: Yeh sounds good
Boy: I'll call you later, Blessos

Eg 2

Jamie: What's going tonight man?
Dave: It'll be good don't worry.
Jamie: Seriously man i want no surprises!
Dave: Its Blessos man chillll

by GPSK December 23, 2009

Blessundheit

Combines bless you and gesundheit to form the ultimate response to someone sneezing.

Person 1: Aaachoooooo
Person 2: Blessundheit
Person 1: Why thank you, that is both a polite and culturally appropriate response!

by Jonson and friends September 25, 2013