Flavor Blasted

When you get so high you could eat multiple pounds of Goldfish snacks

I smoked last night and I was completely Flavor Blasted.

by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020

butt blasted

Being thumped violently in the anus with a large penis and or dildo.

You know youre gay when you get butt blasted in the shower.

by Thedefiner6969 February 14, 2014

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 March 5, 2011

gas-blasted

When doing a chick in missionary, getting so excited you break wind.

Rusty got so excited doing Samantha he gas-blasted

by B. Myers November 29, 2005

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011