Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.

1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?

by 00Hes February 6, 2010

champagne birthday

Another term for a "golden birthday" which means you turn the same age as the day you were born.

It's Shelly's champagne birthday..she turned 19 on the 19th of May!

by Kaylalala17 April 18, 2008

birthday

the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

Fuck, its my birthday.

by yournamecantbeblank February 25, 2009

Birthday Princess

Girls who place their birthdays as the most important day of the year not only for themselves, but also for everyone they know. They expect all their friends, family, and acquaintances to drop whatever they are doing in order to make her birthday the best day of her life. Every year. Usually applies to spoiled bitches a.k.a. birthday bitch.

Victoria: OMFG. Why can't you come to my birthday?
Charles: I'm sorry, but I have to attend my sister's wedding.
Victoria: WTF. You asshole. How is that more important than my birthday?
Charles: Bitch, stop being such a birthday princess.

by roflwaffle. November 12, 2009

My Birthday

Today!

September 29th is my birthday.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.

The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

by B.Malones February 9, 2008

Birthday Welfare

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

by MetalGuru March 10, 2009