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Bingled

To be got, hoodwinked, run amok, bamboozled in an obvious way, pwned, or otherwise yeeted in the manner of Zook Bingler, Esq.
John: You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night! I was getting out of the shower when Warren threw a pie in my face!

Tom: Oh man sounds like you got bingled!

John: Well if you think I was bingled just consider the top post of this definition and how absolutely bingled they got with this absolutely chonking galaxy brain answer to the question of what it is to be fully, completely, thoroughly, entirely, indubitably bingled with a side of chonkchonk and trank!
by jerrytom April 6, 2021
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Binger

A soy drinking flaccid penis of a man, who fabricates stories to make others seem as effeminate as he is, with douchey facial hair and a condescending attitude towards children.
“That new teacher is such a Binger, he tried to say my project on the civil war was unfairly critical of the people who sat out and didn’t fight.”
by Pythagora November 15, 2021
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social networking binge

1) When a person occassionally feels like sharing/posting a TON of messages on a social networking website, usually in a short period if time.

2) A phenomenon that occurs to people who don't post on social networking cites too often, but when they do they post ALOT quickly.
12:15pm "Hello all, it's been a while since Ive been on here"
12:20pm "I hate my life"
12:24pm "Good news! I worked out today!"
12:25pm "Argh! Im bored, FML!"
12:27pm "The thorn in my side...needs to go away...it aches"
12:28pm "Ok, Im done posting now...my SOCIAL NETWORKING BINGE is officially over"
by Rockstar Myers August 12, 2010
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Binge Snapping

Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.
Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013
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binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.
Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
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binge living

Long periods of (70+ hour) weeks at work followed by short amounts of time off (1-2 days) that consist of poor decisions, consumption of large amounts of alcohol and disgusting amounts of food and regret.
"Ever since MIKE started working all these hours he's been binge living real hard outside of work."
by Thatguyoverthere August 30, 2017
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Binge Rat

One who watches entire seasons of a tv show in a weekend.
Laura is a binge rat. The girl watched all of season one over the weekend while eating cheese doodles on her fetid couch.
by Jody South August 19, 2021
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