bellend brie

a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin

i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie

by blunoze June 7, 2018

belvedere college

This school is doesn’t smell nice

I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice

by Cool kid 10 June 10, 2021

Blender Desk

When you think your dogs are very cute and want to kiss them

Tommy Lorelli wants to Blender Desk his dogs

by Mr. Desk February 8, 2023

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

tri blender

Girl who likes to get worked in all holes. Sometimes, preferably simultaneously.

Freaky?? That hoe is a tri blender! She was dual exhausting my boys and blowing me at the same time.

by Papewayo April 27, 2017

Mix up and blender

In the Jamaican dialect, mix up refers to a mélange or mixture of rumours that's usually defamatory or based on gossip. A blender is often used in the Caribbean to make blended drinks or home-made beverages by mixing stuff together. The expression alludes to rumours blending together in a mess as if a blender were at work.

Bare mix up and blender we talk 'bout over yah.

by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

in the blender

When the current life situation in which you find yourself involved in is stressful, worry-inducing, and overall burdensome, causing one to feel extreme anxiety. Finding one's self "in the bender" can take form in many ways, including romantic relationships, in the workplace, or overall life troubles.

Guy 1: "Yo, you good bro? Why you looking like you gotta doo doo dawg?"

Guy 2: "Mannnnn... my girl found out about my other hoes, now she tripping. I'm in the blender."

by professorlinux May 11, 2022