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Minecraft better than fortnite

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Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.
Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?
by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023
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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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It's better to wah than to woosh

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!
Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*
by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019
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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time
Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"
by chants_UwU May 18, 2022
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When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.
The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.
by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011
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