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Glen Beck

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.
"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.
by murdercycle March 31, 2009
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beck

A very talented musician. Uses lots of spanish and random sound effects. My favorite song, E-Pro. My second favorite, Where It's At. Also the mysterious song "Girl" which nobody knows the real refrain lyrics to. In the liner notes it says "Hey my ... girl" Thanks a lot Beck. People think that it could be: sun-eyed, summer, cyanide, cyan eyed, sinner, etc. I think it's cyan eyed or cyanide.

Odelay and Guero are great albums.
Beck is cool. He's only 5'7" but he's cool.
by bowser724 September 20, 2005
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Becki

Becki is a reserved name for the unbelievably cute, pretty, adorable girl you can't stop thinking about. She's the best person to be around and everyone wants to be a Becki. There's always that secret someone who likes her, but doesn't want to make a move as he's too scared she'll turn him down.

Rebecca. I love you.
Have you seen Becki? I can't stop thinking about her...
by TheGuyWhoLikesYou October 30, 2013
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beckerhead

A rabid fan of the Glenn Beck show.
Similar to dittoheads that love the Rush Limbaugh radio show.
Glenn Beck accused President Obama of being "a racist " and the beckerheads believed him.
by Tinakori Road September 6, 2009
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Glenn Beck

1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
by LOL BUTT SEHCS July 30, 2007
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Becklesed

becklesed: (adj) describing a state of utter confusion
"Sort of like, why can’t you have a cleanroom - I’m so becklesed!"
by FredBloggs October 21, 2003
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Beckita[ Beckitas frivalousa]

a beuatiful song and dance bird from sourthern spain
"Beckita Beckitas frivalousa" are known for there love of all things glam and sparkly ,there display colours are bold and silky and are unusual in that they are largly nocturnal, they grace the coast of andalucia in the summer months and are not put of by human contact and can be often seen strutting there stuff at beach partys along the coast . During winter they migrate to northern europe settling mainly in the colder parts of united kingdom where still in full bloom seek out the warmer night spots. They tend to be very forward and once you have there trust can become a great friend. But beware they have a very naughty side to them.
by ed lovejar December 25, 2008
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