battery soup

Water with AA batteries in it. Don't give this to people– It's a perfect way to sever your connections.

You cast off the apple and the lime. You gave them battery soup and now they hate you forever.

by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008

battery bra

noun.
Another term for a bra sized 'double A'.

me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008

baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 8, 2004

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

battered

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

by kippo May 23, 2003