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Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.
Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009
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Baise

''Va te faire foutre'' (''Fuck you'')
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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Barber Shop Throwover

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
by dustpan56 November 24, 2009
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barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009
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Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.
Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change
by Danmanzim August 5, 2009
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glass barbecue

A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.
I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.

I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
by heathclit December 27, 2011
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Pork Scotch Barbecue

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
by Lumpbag May 24, 2009
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