Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

by breonnagy October 24, 2007

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Brunch Body

As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.

Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.

by millenilols June 16, 2019

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Bishop Blanchet HS

Bishop Blanchet High School is a private catholic school in Seattle WA. This school is like a boiling pit of racism spilling over onto the floor. The white boys at this school are the most peanut brained carrot dicked motherfuckers that do not give a fuck about anything or think about anything without their “m***o sized” cocks. The girls will cry and whine over a couple dents in their precious hydroflasks and gossip about people 24/7 or what they will wear to a party that weekend. Every white girl wears brandy mellville so they all look the same and it’s hilarious. There was a gun threat because some dumbass brought a bullet to school and the white ass teacher didnt do shit about it and he didnt even get suspended.

NEVER go to bishop blanchet HS

by nsnskkxichgbwb January 20, 2019

mexican brunch

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.

Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!

by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020

Bruncher

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.

I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?

by princess crys October 17, 2008