Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

bible belt

The Confederecy.

It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.

by Screamapillar March 3, 2004

bible

(NOTE: this entry defines only "small-b" bible, since too many users on this site use definitions of "capital-B" Bible to argue the merits of Christianity vs. atheism.)

1. A book considered authoritive in its field.
2. The canon of any fictional work, such as a motion picture or a series of related novels; the history and "laws of reality" in a given fictional setting.

1. James Fixx's _Running_ is the jogger's bible.
2. By the time _I Dream of Jeannie_ was filmed in color, Sidney Sheldon must have edited the show's bible: older episodes sometimes show Jeannie escaping from her bottle independently, but newer ones imply that she never could.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 14, 2006

Bible

The best-selling Fiction book ever

I read the bible yesterday. It was a great story

by reddragon2410 January 17, 2009

bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Bible Spice

Name of someone who is also known as a bible thumper or holy roller.

Wow that Sarah Palin is quite the Bible Spice isn't she.

by Twatever October 29, 2008