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baby by your mamma March 5, 2003

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Baby

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

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"That's some mighty fine baby."
"Thanks."

baby by El Sanchez July 20, 2008

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TI lyrics

"Take $1250 go get you 2 and a baby"

Baby by thawhiteshadow December 31, 2007

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The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

Man - "Damn all I have left is this baby"
Passerby - "Oh my gosh that's so sad, where is the little kid?"

Baby by tokedgirl42 April 12, 2009

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a unit for measuring water roughly equivilant to 0.87 gallons.

I have to pee so badly! I just drank a baby and a half!

baby by babydrinker June 7, 2009

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