chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.

"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!

by Steve Mazzagatti February 12, 2009

nigga balls

balls from a nigga that make nigga semen

bro he has huge nigga balls

by ballmcgee1231231 March 8, 2021

Blue Balls

Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.

Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.

E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."

"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"

by Snopuppy September 16, 2018

empty balls

When u have ejaculated so much that there is no semen left in your testicles.

Dude I just empty balled into ur mom.
When I was doing destroy dick December I went into empty balls mode.
I have empty balls right now cuz i fapped too much last night

by Peepee facts November 28, 2018

breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.

Hey man, quit breaking my balls.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart

farty poop

"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020