A vastly over-appreciated
slab of what I assume was once
pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the
morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the
hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon
Lover (to
large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon
Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*