Afghanistache

A type of mustache used by people in Afghanistan, but now the US Military is also starting to equip this type of mustache.

I'm planning to grow an afghanistache.

by hiddenmessages January 6, 2019

Afghani Waterhose

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.

It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.

by Crk* June 16, 2019

Afghanistan

A place where the only things there are deserts and terriost. We can’t go back because sleepy joe had to make is leave even tho we were kicking there ass

I have never been to Afghanistan

by I hate terriost September 13, 2021

afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022

Afghanese nigga

Someone originally from Afghanistan who dresses cool and acts black. They are Asian on the outside but otherwise are no different than their fellow niggas in the hood.

"Bro you see that dude over there, the white-brown kid... what he doing here?"
"Chill bro, his name is Shahzai. He's my Afghanese nigga."

by AFGHANISTAN - CENTRAL ASIA February 13, 2023

Afghani hotbox

When on a hot summer's day, while on a drive with a friend or family member you roll up the windows and lock'em, after that you put the heaters on full blast and rip major ass.

I was on a drive with my buddy yesterday and I Afghani hotboxed his ass. I don't think he'll drive with me again

by Thomas the rail gun December 23, 2022

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017