Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

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Apocalypse acid

When one drops acid at the least opportune time. Examples include: before attending a football game, before entering a warzone, before going to work, or during any other type of public mass event.

LSD, like any other strong hallucinogen, is not a drug to be taken in close proximity to large groups of people. The large amount of chatter and noise would create intense paranoia and fear in the user, and the person could very probably have a nervous breakdown.

This phrase is a play on words, originating from the movie Apocalypse Now. One of the main characters, a drug user, claims that he had been saving a tab of acid for a rainy day. Before entering a warzone, he claims that he had dropped the tab, and proceeds to act like somone who is tripping balls.

Hippie 1: Dude, I once dropped three tabs before I went to my class prom.
Hippie 2: Jesus! That must have been apocalypse acid!

by Penumbra Ninja guy December 13, 2008

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Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.

"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."

by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005

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Apocalypse Pie

LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.

Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang

by evep August 4, 2009

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nickacado avacado

A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.

“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado

by Koii𝖨𝗌𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽 September 11, 2020

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Apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks things will turn out okay.

Sarah: I'm telling you, in the end he's gonna cheat on you with your sister and your gonna feel betrayed and heartbroken.

Amy: I know, I think so too, but I'm sure it won't be all bad and maybe it won't turn out as bad as you think.

Sarah: Well, way to be an Apocaloptimist.

by Blockhead 8=D August 5, 2012

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