by Auristman November 18, 2017

"Auah8aiaiakdksemmskawk as shjajsaqlalkahsabsba me want momma miwkies and shart poop bumhole" proceeds to explosively shit themselves
They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker
They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker
by Autisictrteadrdd August 30, 2022

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.
“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”
by Erikaheath May 17, 2021

by James Middleton September 25, 2020

A person so much hotter than the person they are dating that he or she must be autistic to want to date someone of such aesthetic inferiority.
by Doctathunder June 7, 2013
