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Audio Virgin, is a man or woman who has listened up to a certain point, music that has conveyed no emotion to the listener. These people have either decided to keep an emotional distance or have experienced something that hinders all emotion. To lose an audio virginity is to find one song, that in spite of everything up till that point moves you in the way you never moved before. It usually leaves you laying on the carpet panting covered in sweat. Its gets to a point that it almost looks like seizuring. So dont go with a 5 minute song, start with a smaller one. After losing said virginity, all music of the same genre will move you, whether it be bassboundin in your car or glitchin in the kitchen. Unlike sex, losing an Audio Virginity is best done with a close friend. For support reasons plus it makes for an excellent ice breaker. Another thing about audio virginity is thats its best lossed with a maximum volume. It will hurt, you will bleed, but when it's over you turn it off make some breakfast and it won't hurt as bad next time. A filthy bass song is recommended, it just kinda sets some standards for the next times. Just A side note, you cannot get ATI's (Audio Transmitted Infections)
Girl 1: Here, lets put on these headphones.
Girl 2: What, Why?
Girl 1: Today, we lose the audio virginities.
Girl 2: Alright lets go.
(Plays Track)
Girl 1: AW MY GAHD!
Girl 2: YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Girl 1: (Pulling on cord) PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT!
Girl 2: Be strong! it will be over soon!
(Tracks ends)
Girl 1: *panting* What just happened?
Girl 2: We did it. It's Over, It's done!
Girl 1: I`m glad to be with you, here at the end of all things innocent...
Girl 2: Likewise, now get out of my house, my husbands coming home and I need to shower...
by Audiovirginnomore September 19, 2013
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Audit Cowboy

Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.
Manager - “How did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when you’re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?”

Audit Clerk “I did what I had to do, I’m an audit cowboy and it’s tough out here in the Wild West
by The Original Cowboy March 29, 2018
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Audiobook

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."
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Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.
Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.
by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022
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The Audition

The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
by Jordan April 3, 2005
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Audio Surf

A PC game hosted by Steam in which the player chooses a song from either the "audio surf radio" or their own music library. The game Analyzes the tempo, beat and rhythm within the song and creates s long track in which some sort of vehicle is controlled by the player.
The goal is to either 1.) get three or more blocks from the track in one of their Three columns. 2.) gather 3 or more Blocks from the track, but in this mode there are multiple colors.
Note: the non multi colored games are called "mono" mode and only one color can be obtained from the track.
Your vehicle moves along witht he track as your song plays.
Dude 1:Oh dude you hafta check out Audio Surf!
Dude 2: Oh snap! Where do I find it?
Dude 1: its hosted by steam and there's a demo. It costs $9.95 to buy the full version
Dude 2: aww screw that I'll just download the torrent version instead!
by OdiNxCore August 15, 2008
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Auditor

Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded.
After the market crashed and we filed for bankruptcy, a team of auditors descended to pick the flesh from our broken bones.
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