asslamp

1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.

You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...

by celebrauko October 24, 2008

assbag

The bag that hangs behind the horse and catches the horses poop.
A source of great stench.

OH MAN! Did you see that bird just land in that assbag?

by nick December 1, 2003

assbag

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

by Alice W. November 7, 2008

assbag

A protective device installed in most modern cars that inflates upon a front end impact.

"I hit the car in front of me and the driver's side assbag went off!"

by Alvis Frink January 4, 2008

Assbag

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.

I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.

by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

Assfag

one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit

assfag

by okthankslol August 5, 2016