asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

Assdot

ass-dotas-dot -noun

1) An irritating user (computer)
2) A user who enters data during a release and makes a mess of things

Looks like we had 5 assdots during last nights release

by TenKracer April 16, 2008

Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.

"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"

by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011

assdensity

Density of ass (attractive females) in a given area or venue

"What's the projected assdensity for the concert tonight?"

by Assman22 June 5, 2013

AssSonOfaFuckerHole

A combination of curse words perfect for any occasion, from frustration to describing someone. Originated by Facebook user RaspX.

Declarative:
Boss: We're gonna need you to work your only day off this week.
Employee: AssSonOfaFuckerHole!

Noun:
Girl 1: Girl, your man ain't shit.
Girl 2: Why you say that?
Girl 1: He's banging your sister.
Girl 2: That AssSonOfaFuckerHole!

by RaspX July 2, 2016

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

by gfb4life November 8, 2016

assyonnaise

Another condiment version of "FuckTard."

I didn't want to sound like the others, so i used assyonnaise to describe my boss.

by Staz5 July 28, 2017