Assland

A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.

Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:

1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.

2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.

3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.

4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.

The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.

by The Dude from the Valley August 5, 2011

Assplant

When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.

The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.

For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.

by Emeni July 22, 2010

Assasaurus

A dinosaur with an abnormally large ass; also can be a name for an asshole or one who is being an asshole.

"Goddamn you are being a total assasaurus!"

by nunnya business April 30, 2008

asalami laykum

Something to refer to the amount of ridiculousness of a situation/call something crazy/ill

Example: "dude look at my hat"

"man it's asalami laykum"

by Karate pork chop May 12, 2014

Arsalan

Arsalan defines: The King Of The Jungle. A smart ass who does stupid things to get attention. He hates totally hates boys with girl vibes/gay people.

Friend- Ay Arsalan go jump of the bridge
Arsalan- Sure as long as i'm famous

by ItsyahhBoyArsalan June 3, 2018

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

Assalanche

Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.

"Wow, can you believe how flat her ass is?"
"Yeah. Looks like she had an assalanche."

by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010