karis armstrong

A Gorgeous woman. Very wise and has the best advice. Knows how to cheer everyone up but rarely can cheer herself up. When she is mad she stays mad until she solves whatever the problem is. Can be a bit stubborn but usually is for the right reason. Is very romantic and lives people well. She gives full attention to the people who need it and has great social cues.

Look at that Beautiful, Fierce, Karis Armstrong

by Karis Armstrong March 5, 2021

Marcus Armstrong

part-time indycar driver, full time lissie's bf

marcus armstrong is down bad

by iloveleroy September 17, 2023

Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021