Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.

Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis

by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018

Max Armstrong

Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂

Max Armstrong is a vibe

by The best obviously 🙄 February 10, 2021

Ethan Armstrong

On the outside Ethan looks too high up in the social ranks to talk to. He has lot's of friends, a great family, and straight A's. But once you start talking to him you realize how much of a funny and amazing person he is. There is so much more to him than what meets the eye. And that's saying a lot because Ethan is such a cutie!! He has chocolate brown eyes and a nice bright smile. If you have a personal problem that you want to talk about he will always be there to listen. He likes to go on crazy adventures and is a real adrenaline junky. He really likes That 70's Show and spending time with his gf. Him and his best friend have been together since elementary. When he gets older he wants around two kids and a year round trip to Cabo. Ethan is the cutest most awsomest person in the world!!!!

"dude Ethan Armstrong is too cool"
"I heard Ethan is a jetski god"
"yo thats dope"

by bby u kno who i m March 29, 2020

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021