Applejack

A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.

You're such an Applejack.

by Everyn December 12, 2016

applesauce

An everyday dessert that goes surprisingly well with butterz.

It's an addiction that forces your entire body to say "mmmmmm."

Applesauce can also be used as an efficient arousal tool.

"mmmm, i love my applesauce." or "Ohh, applesauce gets me hard everytime."

by nk February 9, 2004

applesauce

Slang for alcohol. For use in situations where the real world shouldn't be revealed.

"make sure to bring the applesauce"

by Brandy Mahell February 6, 2005

applesofucklutely

Put simply, an expression of cosmic certitude or a quality that is expressed to the nth degree.

Snoopy G. is applesofucklutely beautiful.

by c. everett koop October 31, 2005

applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer

Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*

by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018

Catra applesauce meow meow

hwasavoir's official girlfriend

catra applesauce meow meow is hwasavoir's official girlfriend

by hwasavoir November 27, 2021

applesauce

A secret "boo" or lover who you deny having (derived from the old school slang definition reffering to something that's nonsense or ridiculous).

(Person one) "hey yo G...there go your applesauce...ain't you gonna halla at her"?
(Person two) "man...ya'll be trippin'...I don't even know that chick"...

by skyeyeimages May 6, 2011