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Red Alert 3

An RTS Game made by EALA, a wing of EA Games. It's a part of the Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise.

The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.
RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!!

RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2 LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!!

Normal RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.
by Marzillius October 18, 2008
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Dude Alert

When middle aged ex stoners use the word "Dude" repeatedly.
by StonerBonerDude August 16, 2010
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Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.
Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011
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jerk alert

We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.
Mouth: "Senior Jerk Alert!"
by Nick Flynn January 25, 2008
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Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
by Taterbawls January 9, 2010
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Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.
If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.
by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
by ScotteYx February 16, 2013
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