aston martin dbr9

the aston martin dbr9 is THE fastest car to ever go round the top gear test track with an astounding time of 1 minute and 8 seconds...that is fucking bloody mind blowing innit

the aston martin dbr9 goes ,bout 299 miles an hour

by cazza710 March 4, 2009

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

Being an Alton

Being a douchebag, not unlike Alton Brown of the Food Network.

That guy? He's being an Alton and dancing on pregnant women with soccer cleats on.

by Father Crunkle December 11, 2011

alton

im alton and yeah i am cool

look how cool that alton guy is

by alton July 12, 2004

alton brown

Host of one of the best cooking shows ever made. A unique combination of cooking science, history and cooking equipment overview with a touch of humor and cast of unforgettable characters. Each episode focuses on a particular food or ingredient, such as steak, garlic, squid, gravy, eggplant (yes, eggplant), etc. The recipes are simple and easy to reproduce.

I learned to cook a steak and baked potatoes the best way from watching alton brown on Good Eats.

by bob zimuta May 12, 2006

Alton

A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.

Alton wigger- "YO NIGGA I B STR8 OUTTA A-TOWN!"
Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"

by diarena December 29, 2008

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 14, 2008