almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:

almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

by Bolin! October 20, 2008

almighty stan

a man with hair longer than any normal girl.

girl:damn, that is one almighty stan, i wish my hair was as sleek and shiny

dude: thanks, the secret is i wash, rinse, and repeat... TWICE

by mandersmagee September 12, 2009

The Almighty

Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.

Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.

THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....

by The A Fox July 31, 2012

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

allrightythen

Compound work.
Used by the Mask would say.

somebody says something todaly stupid, then the mask say:
"ALRIGHTYTHEN!"

by f10324800 July 15, 2005

she'll be alright

from the aussie term meaning 'don't worry about it' or 'it'll work out'

"oh my god! i just hit your dads gerbil with a hammer, it appears to have ceased respiratory action."
"ah, she'll be alright, they only cost four quid down pets r us"

by barrold May 29, 2005

alright...

sarcastic agreeing to a douche, it is cominly used in situations such as...

ferjoe says "martin your such a douche"
martin replys "alright..."

by ferjoe September 26, 2006