the almighty Dixon

a dirty blonde teenage girl with a sexy slim body, nice hips, nice butt, and nice tits; it's all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly button ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,

striking resemblance to a draft horse.

Yo, the almighty dixon is mad hot, until you see her face and her body unclothed.

by AYDEEKAY y LINBEL November 1, 2009

bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.

Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.

by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014

Almighty Nutjob

A special kind of internet troll who is most likely an atheist or doesn't believe in god but insists on using a username associated with godly or satanic names or IRL is a reverend or other holy title.

But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.

Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.

Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.

Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.

"Oh god...what is HeavenlyArcAngel doing now?"

"He's going on about 2012 again."

"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."

"I wish he would just shut up."

by MM132 August 17, 2012

Almito

An Albino that is a dwarf usually shrouded in moss and growth containing, highly addictive mushrooms. they are commonly found in Furngore forest and can be distinctly recognised by there huge feet.

Oh shit... Chase that out cast Almito

by King William VII of England November 16, 2010

almimar

Money it means money all it means is money.

Dude..... My almimar just stole my fucking money.

by Unknown soldier March 9, 2016

Almighty doggo

The most powerful being on earth

The almighty doggo will punish you for that

by Hello01011pp1p11p May 22, 2019

Almighty lv

A real nigga take say Slaat Nd wipe yo nose

Almighty lv wipe cuz nose

by Xxttt April 25, 2019