Alien Blues

the best song in the world

Martha: That Sarah girl is so weird. what is she listening to?

Karen: shes listening to Alien Blues

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alien hominid

A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.

The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.

by Scribbler January 8, 2005

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Alien Legs

A mafia-style torture, where the victims legs are made to bend at the knee the opposite way they usually do, making the victim look like an alien.

Christ, what did they do to his knees? Can he even walk?

Oh, you know, he was hanging with the wrong crowd, someone gave him the old alien legs.

by Evan Wunsch March 29, 2005

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hooded alien

Noun; An uncircumsized penis.

She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.

by Becky C. May 27, 2008

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Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

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illegal alien

1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.

1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."

2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."

by Steamy Bunny August 28, 2022

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