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Albeano Bullshitter

Someone who lies and is full of shit about everything. Don't know which way is up
by Notned92 September 26, 2018
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Jason Aldean

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
by ThePointe March 17, 2008
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Alder Flats

place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
by gnostic1 July 1, 2012
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Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
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aldeus

A very uncommon name.
Immature, and very childish looking.
Has very long lucious locks, and whiter-than-snow-teeth.
Lives in a hole under the sea, in his room full of barbie dolls.
Has an odd habbit of eating pizza with a spoon.
Easily lost and confused.
Portable at a very cheap cost, $5.99, shipping and handling included.
"What is that creature?"
"That? That is an Aldeus."
by sarah kimmel November 13, 2013
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dirty alden

When you get you’re penis stuck inside a quesadilla
Dang bro I’m sorry I was late I had a dirty Alden today.
by Yuhhhj April 15, 2020
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alaea

Alaea is a pretty chocolate girl that love to get stuff started. Alaea has a sweet heart and defends her friends&family. She's a very athletic girl she runs fast can do flips and the splits. She has musically and dances on there to, one of here friends is her dancing buddy in school. Alaea is hard on the outside but soft on then inside.
Alaea is pretty.
by Laea12 January 25, 2018
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