alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015

Alchyplop

Slang for Alcohol Poo. The runny, pungent mess you left at the bottom of your toilet after a hard night out. Sometimes has hints of the smell of the beverage you were drinking that night.

"Such a mad night last night, had the worst alchyplop this morning though. Smelt of caramel vodka"

by 6wassyboy9 November 12, 2018

Alchy Baby

Someone who is very inexperienced in drinking beverages containing alcohol.

"Audrey have you ever drank alcohol?"
"Noooooo, I haven't..."
"Ooohhhh so you're a little alchy baby aren't ya?"

by Connaa May 2, 2019

Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019

alchemicbloodlust

Alchemicbloodlust ill really sexy and I lowkey got a crush on her/srs

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Alchemicbloodlust is sexy

by Abcrefgh1234639 June 27, 2021

Alcholepsy

An alcohol induced disco nap, generally happens when sitting down or standing up at a bar or club.

Looks like Tiffany is falling asleep on the bar again. Her alcholepsy is acting up.

by Tall BAB December 1, 2021

alchoholla

Like valhalla but for beveraged drivers who die when driving drunk

Did you know that Jim went to alchoholla?
Woah thats epic wonder how many people did he take with him
37

by Alchodin December 31, 2021