Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019

Albanian running

The act of two people sticking their toes into each others butt.

I heard Albanian running is the new craze around school

by T diddu April 5, 2025

Albanian

Everyone on Earth is one.

Albanian: George Bush, Greece and your mom is Albanian!

by RemovePork May 18, 2022

Albanian Gang

Albanian Gang is a Community Group Founded by Zesh and MrB in early 2020, this group is known for Pedophile Hunting , Fraud licks, Anti Extortion and taking down Community Larps, they are connected with Interpol , Europol and FBI. No one Knows their Identity or where they are.

Albanian gang

by anonymous April 8, 2025

albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

by Mac Willer April 19, 2018

Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

Albanian Whistleblowing

A sexual act where one partner urinates into the other partner's mouth, who then proceeds to perform oral sex, creating a backwash effect, pushing the urine back into the penis through the urethra. This practice requires a high level of trust, communication, and precision between partners. It's considered an extreme form of watersports and is not for the faint-hearted. Those who engage in this act often find it to be an intense and unique experience.

"Last night, we tried something new—Albanian whistleblowing. It was definitely an experience I won't forget!"

by slothman141 June 20, 2025