alabama thunder cunt

When a fat lady from alabama smacks her twat on the ground making thundering noises

Wow thats one hell of an alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

Alabama Kush

Also known as presidential kush.

One of the best mostly indica weed from the kush family.

<unverified>Breeded from skunk kush genoform.</unverified>

Dreemy body-stone thinking high.
Presidential shit

"That's Alabama Kush. That's only the finest." - George W. Bush

by twekle May 12, 2009

alabama

A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"

It's true: Alabama is not Mississippi.

by creaternity May 2, 2006

Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012

alacorn

An amazing hybrid of a unicorn and a Pegasus. Totally one of the most bad ass creatures to ever exist within the mythological realm of horses.

Is that a Pegasus?
NO ITS A FUCKIN' UNICORN PEGASUS!
Do you mean a alacorn?

by EllaQuince September 30, 2012

Alabama

The place where eharmony and Ancestry.com go together

Hey Cousin since we are at Alabama, I have a surprise for you.

by VinnytheRAT November 21, 2019