auction site

Yup, you guessed right, site for auctioning

Sell camisoles, comparable mascara, almonds, coitus interuptus methods, cats and more on auction site at sheepish prices. Since its free to join, free to sell and free to buy, where' the catch? Duno, but i'm sure auctioning natalomwildlifeforever within the next millenium if I'm not done cautioning.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.

Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?

by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011

affectionaries

Confectionary given with affection.

On valentines day, Jack gave his girlfriend a box of affectionaries.

by FreemDeem November 16, 2009

affauxtion

false displays of affection in public, especially common amongst celebrities

whilst posing lovingly together affauxtionately on the red carpet, inside they wished each other were dead

by make miles matter November 25, 2010

afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.

She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.

by bubob November 27, 2011

Afrection

An emotional hard on resulting from platonic affection either emotional or physical such as a hug or being told you're loved.

When Kelsey hugged me it gave my a raging Afrection

by TrevorTerror April 23, 2020

Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.

He got that sex slave at a model auction.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011