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Narcissistic asshole

by @asoni35 August 17, 2015
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assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
by hate you November 5, 2007
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asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.
That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.
by rws2012s August 24, 2009
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asshole academy

Located in Boston, Massachusetts.
Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.
-Did you write your paper for Asshole Academy yet?
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."
by The Duckword June 11, 2010
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assholemobile

A vehicle that would be driven by an asshole. Particularly any large SUV, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny penis. Also includes lifted 4x4 vehicles that never leave the city.

Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile
Person 1: Check out my new Escalade. I'm putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.

Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?

Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.

Person 2: You're an asshole.
by paintballwizard March 2, 2009
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Assholeburgers Syndrome

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
by Pacratious January 27, 2016
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Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.
Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!
by DJug July 26, 2019
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