Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night
Person #2: yeah, what happened
Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her
Person #2: yeah, what happened
Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her
by dr. queef-queef April 05, 2023
I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.
Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA
Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA
by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022
one of my favorite things on this planet earth he is very caring and deserves a lot more but good things, best person that i could ever ask for i love aspen
i love aspen <33
by seoksaiki June 17, 2021
by Cokclover June 29, 2022
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Aspen Mayy is a beautiful 14 year old devout christian girl (b. December 16, 2009) from Colorado who has long curly ginger hair. She was created by some board agents from the Colorado Department of Transportation artificially, so she has no parents. She stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 110 lbs. Personality wise, she is shy and sweet as a person who uses autocapitalization on her smartphone and is an introvert. Aspen has a unique enjoyment of walking down highway shoulders barefoot and listening to music as she believes it is "meditating, relaxing, and calming and brings her closer to God" experience. She also reflects on her life while she mindlessly strolls down highways ranging from US285 to I-70. She usually wears loose fit rainbow t-shirts or sweaters and a pair of very short shorts. Her personality is very delicate and introverted, but she is very empathetic and always tries to find the good side of mean people.
Aspen Mayy walks down the shoulder of I-70 dressed in her usual attire: some ski goggles, a t-shirt, very short shorts, and she is barefoot. She enjoys the walk along while listening to music blurring out the indifferent drivers who merely slow down and create more space. As she walks, an angry man with a stolen pickup truck slows to confront her. This angry man is named Anthony Hardwick.
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
by Boo Radley Game November 28, 2024