Art Vandelay

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011

Art of Zoo

If searched on Google images, pictures of bestiality pop up.

Do not search “Art of Zoo” on Google.

by yeehawgal April 29, 2021

Art teacher

An angry old woman who enjoys making other people’s lives miserable. She has a no speaking policy in her classroom and sets impossible deadlines. Her favourite thing to do is shout at people for dropping a pin and bitch about the other art teacher 🤡

Art teacher “I found this piece of paper on the floor”
Pupil “sorry that’s mine”
Art teacher “HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME ... WHAT DID IT JUST JUMP OUT OF YOUR BOX ? !!!!!”

pupil waits until the beast leaves the classroom and starts bitching about her

by Very very arsh December 6, 2019

Art Block

When an artist, may it be anime or not, finds his or herself at a lack of ideas.

Person 1: I havent seen any new art from you lately dude!

Person 2: I know...I have nothing to draw!

Person 1: Sounds like a heavy case of art block....

by Teh Little Detective May 24, 2009

Art block

A FUCKING BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL ARTISTS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ART BLOCK!

Bitch: OMG! WHERES MY FUCKING ART I REQUESTED?!
Me: I'm on an art block
Bitch: WELL TO BAD GET ON WITH IT!

by Edgypotato May 19, 2018

art mom

An art mom is someone very wholesome that is interested or loves art. Similar to art hoe

Look at Kelci over there hauling her canvases into her mini van, she's such an art mom.

by jaledemarcmcl April 21, 2017

Modern Art

A synonym for bullshit

When a professor gives you a 50 question multiple choice exam with answers A-H including choices such as All of the above, none of the above, every other letter, etc...

In this situation, you can simply shout out that's bullshit or take it as modern art

by AnnoyedIrish May 3, 2008