aol

It sucks!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

aol

America On-Line. An ISP with a poor reputation amongst anyone who uses the internet. The child filters are easily bypassed because kids know more than their parents, the service is slow, the e-mails get flooded with spam and a bunch of other shit. It also likes to boot users off.

On the plus side, it has one huge-ass pool of IPs, and kiddies use it, so if you're looking to cause bannable trouble on gametalk or grrom children for rape, that is THE isp.

no example.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

aol

The only Computer Crasher you pay for!!

The old AOL floppy disks were good to erase and put my own stuff on! I never had to buy floppies :D

by ur mamma August 23, 2005

aol

where many perverts lurk looking for children.

found you! send me a pic!

by no hay problema February 29, 2004

aol

Ass on lips. Stated whenever you say something you quickly regret.

Bob: I think I may be gay...
Joey: WHAT THE F*** MAN?
Bob: Oh crap aol, I didn't mean that.

Alan: Man, Sarah is looking fine today....
Vishul: The crazy one? What the heck is wrong with you man?
Alan: Did I just say that out loud? Aol man....

by The_real_bob1 May 1, 2011

aol

A very generous company that sends you a free frisbee in the mail every other week.

I love my free discus! Thank you, AOL!

by NINny September 3, 2003

aol

Spyware/Virus filled CD which when you install will take over your computer and tease you with the aspect of getting the internet, to which when you finally get logged on, you will hear the following:

"Welcome!"
"You've Got MaiGoodbye"

Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion

horneyblonde69: hey baby! Wanna chat :)
Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea! What do you want to talk about baby?
horneyblonde69: Whatever you want! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o

GOODBYE

DAMMIT >.<

by matt black February 20, 2005