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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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Albanian Arber

Tall boy that thinks he's cool because of his height
This new kid thinks hes so cool, hes such an Albanian Arber
by Seboria January 8, 2025
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Albanian Whistleblowing

A sexual act where one partner urinates into the other partner's mouth, who then proceeds to perform oral sex, creating a backwash effect, pushing the urine back into the penis through the urethra. This practice requires a high level of trust, communication, and precision between partners. It's considered an extreme form of watersports and is not for the faint-hearted. Those who engage in this act often find it to be an intense and unique experience.
"Last night, we tried something new—Albanian whistleblowing. It was definitely an experience I won't forget!"
by slothman141 June 20, 2025
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
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Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳
by Galactatus August 5, 2025
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Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
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