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adam carolla

one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'

caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'

'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008
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Adam Savage

Jamie Hyneman's ADHD assistant on Mythbusters.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage

Am I missing an eyebrow?
-Adam Savage
by meteoryte February 15, 2009
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adam lambert

the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.
Host:"did you google yourself this week?"

Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"



contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."

adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
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Adam

At first glance at their facade, they seem to be quite distanced, cold, boring and sometimes 'weird' but under this, there is a person who is willing to help you with every one of his ability, a person who can talk and be talked to, understand your needs and wants as well as being able to describe his own in order to meet a compromise and most importantly, being dependable at times when you need help.

The one I know of currently, has a great smile that would even make you smile at one of your days, a good listening ability, deep and emotive eyes that express more than his face which he constantly hides (besides his smile) and a great sense of humour that many would assume he didnt have.

He's definitely one of the people whom many people would like once they enter an Adams' sphere where they would understand why he is the way he is.
I wish I could be like an Adam

Have you heard of Adam?
by warsonwords_right November 15, 2011
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adam jones

adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam
i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6
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Adam T. Siska

Adam Siska is the bassist for the amazing band The Academy Is... and is officially made of awesome. He has "santi" tattooed on his butt which is bueno. He also goes by many names like Sisky or Sisky Business.
by Joan The Original Ninja Turtle January 12, 2009
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Adama

A cute girl who is funny and nice and I’m too lazy to type the rest.
I’m adama the one who wrote the definition
by The mixed hottie April 1, 2019
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