When a thot gets butt implants that are so big it makes the thighs look like they are gonna snap at any moment
by Dbig2B February 07, 2022
A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think
Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.
by bridal guide April 10, 2008
Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.
by El_Dre July 14, 2010
Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.
My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.
by veritas1978 May 03, 2009
Diaper bitch - a male partner, generally a husband, who has been emasculated and whipped by his child-bearing spouse to the point, where the only duty he is allowed to do when it comes to his newly born child is to deal with anything that has to do with disposing and cleaning of its bodily fluids. As he goes around his duties, he is generally heavily criticized for doing everything incorrectly.
by ThinkStupid April 17, 2014
Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?
Her: What the fuck is that?
Me: You know... Condoms.
Her: What the fuck is that?
Me: You know... Condoms.
by Rafael8 January 17, 2018